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Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Here's how to win the war on terror.

I think we can all agree that we are sick and tired of the war against terror.  The problem is, how do we extricate ourselves from this political quagmire?  Finally there is a solution. 

First Obama must call a press conference and declare Islam the winner in the war on terror while  announcing that we are immediately pulling out of Iraq and Afghanistan.  ”When we first joined battle with you, the terrorists, we had no idea that you were so good at jihading.  Heck of a job out of you guys.  We’re scared.  You win.  goodbye.”

Here now, is the brilliant part.  Unbeknownst to the terrorists Obama will have sent out a mass mailing to every U.S. citizen stating  “Shhhh…. we know that we really won the war on terra — we’re just going to allow the terrorists think they won. ”  Then BOOM!  We begin subsidizing opium farming in the U.S. thus putting the Taliban out of business.   We move into Afghanistan and binc, binc, binc, there’s a direct pipeline straight to France.  Game, set, match.


Posted at 02:10 pm by commish

Emyn Galad
January 31, 2010   03:08 AM PST
 
LOL! This is so crazy, it just might work!
 

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